YETI [birthday present]
A kitchen paper roll [10 times usual size], a roll of toilet
paper [4 times usual size] and two handy travelingkits
Backside text [spelling birthdays]:
- kitchenpaper
big yeti is
ideal when:
recreating a mummy
taking a leak
having a bladder problem
drooling a lot
assassinating a bloody dick
your roof is leaking
spilling a drink
- toiletpaper
big yeti’s snowball
is ideal when:
rocks are to hard
taking a shit
having diarrhea
doing the handjob
an egg rain starts
yeti is too big
someone shits his pants
- travelingkit
big yeti’s travelingkit
is ideal when:
roadtripping
traveling to africa
having a party
driving and drinking
attacking a teachers home
your kitchen is full
staying at a camping
